Thursday, November 8, 2007

OMGWTF!

SO I'M PLAING IN MY POOL LEAGUE LAST NIGHT AND REALLY AM A MISERABLE FAILURE. HOW DO I GET MYSELF TO SHUT UP AND PLAY WITHOUT STANDING THERE AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE REASON I COULDN'T HIT WATER IF I FELL OUT OF A FUCKING BOAT?

JUST RIGHTLY, I ENDED UP SINGING KARAOKE AND GETTING A LITTLE TOO LOOPY! NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE RED CORVETTE AND GOOD FRIENDS.

WELL, IN THE END, HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO PLAY WELL WHEN YOU NEVER PRACTICE ANYWAY? AFTER ALL, THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE LEAGUE ARE RETIRED OLD GUYS.

THIS IS MY TRIBUTE TO THE BLOGGER OMGWTF, AND HER RANTINGS ON THE LIFE OF A POOL PLAYER. SEEING AS SHE WROTE A BLOG ON A PLAYER SHE CALLS PURPLE PANTS. I THINK I PLAYED HIM LAST NIGHT... I WISH I HAD THE AUDACITY I DID 10 YEARS AGO. AND A FEW LESS SHOTS.

3 comments:

Artsytamara said...

OMG!! I so o o knew you would soon have a blog of your very own after LW started hers....only I thought you'd go by PoolShark. Well, I was close enough as your very first entry was about pool! I wasn't disappointed...when I want laughter I'll read yours...and when I crave sugar I'll read hers. Luckily I crave both...and often! oxoxo's

Laura said...

Good for you! I think you're gonna like having a place to just say what's on your mind. I love mine! You blogger, you! Love ya!

Cindy said...

I am officially an old person. I don't get it. What's wrong with a good old fashion email? Well, whatever blows your skirt up, I always say. I will say this though, I loved seeing your picture. It made me smile.
Play on Pool Girl, play on...