THE SHOP

HERE IS A PREVIEW OF THE MARKET WE ARE BUYING. IT STILL NEEDS A LOT OF WORK, BUT IT WILL BE OURS! NO MORE JACKASS BOSSES...EVER.

Who is the Villain?

IMAGINE MY SHOCK AND DISMAY WHEN MY ILLUSTRIOUS EMPLOYER DISCHARGED ME... NOW, IMAGINE MY HORROR ON CHRISTMAS EVE WHEN THE UNEMPLOYMENT DEPARTMENT SENT ME A LETTER STATING THAT MY CLAIM WAS DENIED BECAUSE I WAS "DISCHARGED FROM YOUR LAST JOB WITH CUSTOM DESIGN AND DESTRUCT (YES, THEY ACTUALLY MADE THIS BRILLIANT TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR) BECAUSE YOU KNOWINGLY ENTERED FALSE INFORMATION ON A TIME CARD". I WAS DISCHARGED FOR MISCONDUCT! DON'T YOU THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO TELL ME THEY SUSPECTED MY MISCONDUCT UPON FIRING?

WOW AND DOUBLE WOW. SO, WHAT KIND OF RETRIBUTION SHOULD THERE BE? IS THIS SLANDER? I THINK SO!!!!!

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULD DO.... IS THIS FOR REAL? HAVE I BEEN PUNKED? WILL THE REAL VILLAIN PLEASE STAND UP?????

BOYS WILL BE BOYS!

SO I GOT MY FIRST DOSE OF HAVING A BOY. TODAY I SPENT 5 HOURS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH MY SON NOAH "THE MONKEY BOY" HEDDING. HE SEEMS TO THINK THAT STANDING ON THE COFFEE TABLE AND JUMPING ONTO THE COUCH IS NOT ONLY FUN BUT RECOMMENDED PLAY FOR A 2 YEAR OLD.

THE DOCTORS THOUGHT HE BROKE HIS WRIST AS HE WOULD NOT MOVE HIS HAND AT ALL. (THE ACCIDENT HAPPENED YESTERDAY) BUT AFTER 4 X RAYS THEY FINALLY DIAGNOSED HIM WITH DISLOCATION OF PROXIMAL RADIUS AND MUSCULO-SKELETAL PAIN. BETTER KNOWN AS OWWIE. THE DOCTOR POPPED HIS ELBOW BACK IN THE SOCKET, GAVE HIM MOTRIN, AND SAID HAVE A NICE DAY!

WE HAVE BEEN HOME APPROXIMATELY 22 MINUTES AND HE IS BACK IN THE HABIT & ALREADY RUNNING AMOK. WHAT IS THE MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER OF THE 2000'S?

WELL IF THINGS GO IN THREES (PLEASE LET THIS BE THE LAST OF IT!), WERE DONE. MAY THE RAIN STILL COME DOWN. BUT BRING ME A RAINBOW ONCE IN A WHILE!

THE TWISTING, TURNING ROAD

SO, I'M SURE A FEW OF YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON.

I WENT BACK TO WORK AFTER THE GAME SHOW FIASCO AND I GOT FIRED. MERRY F-ING CHRISTMAS! NO EXPLANATION, NO SEVERANCE. WHAT KIND AND GENTLE SOULS!

REGROUP # 2 -
AMAZING HOW THIS WORKS. ANY LESSER ABLE BODY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HANG ON WITH THEIR WORLD SPINNING SO QUICKLY. LUCKILY I AM A PRETTY GOOD BULL RIDER (MECHANICAL) AND CAN DIG IN & HOLD ON FOR THE RIDE.

FRIDAY, I IMMEDIATELY WENT TO WORK WITH MY HUSBAND AND STARTED HELPING HIM WITH THE ESTIMATES FOR CLEANING UP THE MALIBU FIRES. THEN WENT HOME, FILED FOR UNEMPLOYMENT, AND RESPONDED TO 20 JOB OPENINGS ON THE INTERNET.

THEN, ON MONDAY, I LEFT TO GO TO MADERA AND LOOK INTO SOME PROPERTY LINE AND ROAD ISSUES. IT WAS ON THIS TRIP THAT THE CHANGE IN THE AIR I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR WAS TRULY REVEALED. THE NEIGHBORHOOD BAIT SHOP, COUNTRY STORE, DELI WAS FOR SALE. YADDA,YADDA,YADDA, BING, BANG, BOOM.... WE OPENED ESCROW ON TUESDAY.

I, LADIES & GENLTLEMEN, WILL BE THE NEW PROPREITOR OF THE TACKLE BOX TOO!