WHO'S THE MAN? OR WOMAN...

INTERESTING... I REALLY STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHO I MIGHT BE VOTING FOR IN THE COMING ELECTION.  I THINK THAT THERE ARE VARIOUS ASPECTS TO THE DECISION.  THESE ARE SOME OF MY THOUGHTS.

1.  EVERYONE REALLY WANTS TO VOTE FOR THE PERSON WHO WILL WIN.

2.  THERE IS A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF FEAR THAT IF YOU VOTE FOR THE WRONG PERSON, OR THING, SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN.

3.  RESEARCHING THE ISSUES CAN BE TIME CONSUMING.

4.  MAN, WOMAN, COLOR, RACE, CREED?  I KNOW PEOPLE SAY THESE THINGS DON'T MATTER... EVER BEEN TO TEXAS? PERSONALLY I REALLY LOVE TO THINK THAT THIS WILL BE THE ELECTION TO CHANGE IT ALL!

5.  PEOPLE ARE LAZY THEY WANT THINGS TO CHANGE BUT WON'T GET OFF THEIR ASSES TO DO ANY THING ABOUT IT. ( OR THE ONE I REALLY LOVE, THEY TELL YOU WHY THINGS CAN'T OR WON'T CHANGE!)

PLEASE PEOPLE, DON'T BE A JACKASS (NO PUN INTENDED), GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

WHICH WAY TO GO?

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could 
To where it bent in the undergrowth; 

Then took the other, as just as fair, 
And having perhaps the better claim, 
Because it was grassy and wanted wear; 
Though as for that the passing there 
Had worn them really about the same, 

And both that morning equally lay 
In leaves no step had trodden black. 
Oh, I kept the first for another day! 
Yet knowing how way leads on to way, 
I doubted if I should ever come back. 

I shall be telling this with a sigh 
Somewhere ages and ages hence: 
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- 
I took the one less traveled by, 
And that has made all the difference

...Robert Frost

BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN

IT TAKES A TRUE GAME SHOW JUNKIE TO TRY IT AGAIN. SO, I AM A FINALIST FOR BINGO AMERICA! I ALSO GOT A RETURN EMAIL FROM ANOTHER SHOW FOR A MOVIE CRITIC! TALK ABOUT SQUARE OF FORTUNE. I CAN'T HELP IT, I AM ADDICTED YOU KNOW. NO INTERVENTIONS PLEASE!

COMPUTER WIZARD

MY SON NOAH IS NOW A COMPUTER WIZARD. HE CAN NAVIGATE FISHER-PRICE.COM LIKE A PRO. HIS FAVORITES ARE THE ANIMAL SOUNDS AND FOOTBALL. GREAT FUN!

THIS MAKES SIX....

I WASN'T THERE, & YOU WEREN'T THERE, & A BIG TREE FELL ON THE HOUSE. LITERALLY... SO, I GET A CALL FROM THE LADY NEXT DOOR FROM MY MADERA PROPERTY & SHE TELLS ME THAT MY TREE FELL ON MY HOUSE! IT HIT THE BACK PATIO, THE WATER HEATER, PULLED THE POWER LINES OUT OF THE HOUSE & SCRATCHED MY HUSBAND'S NEW TRUCK!

THIS MAKES SIX.
1. LOST THE GAME SHOW.
2. GOT FIRED.
3. NOAH DISLOCATED HIS ELBOW.
4. GOT TURNED DOWN FOR UNEMPLOYMENT.
5. THE STORE PURCHASE IS ON HOLD BECAUSE OF A PENDING LAWSUIT!
5. NOAH DISLOCATED HIS ELBOW (YES, AGAIN) & I AM NOT COVERED...
6. A TREE FELL ON MY HOUSE

IF ANYONE WAS PAYING ATTENTION, IT REALLY MAKES 7.!!! FUNNY THOUGH, I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.

THIS MAKES SIX.
1. MY SON IS GOING IN THE POTTY.
2. I DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK YET.
3. I GET TO ACTUALLY COOK & NOT THROW THINGS IN A PAN @ 5:30.
4. MY HOUSE IS CLEAN.
5. I'M HAVING SEX!
6. WE GET TO REBUILD THE PATIO & TURN IT INTO A BONUS ROOM..

EVEN STEVEN!

PICTURES OF THE DAMAGE PENDING!