IF YOU KNOW ME AT ALL YOU'D KNOW MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS BULL DURHAM. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BUST OUT A SINGLE LINE, RECITE MONOLOGUES (OH MY!), AND SPEAK THE LINES AS THEY ARE COMING UP DURING THE FILM. THIS LAST ONE IS RATHER ANNOYING, I KNOW. I JUST CAN'T HELP IT!
THERE ARE FEW FILMS THAT SEEM FUNNIER THE MORE YOU WATCH THEM. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
THIS IS SPINAL TAP
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
THE LIFE OF BRIAN
PRINCESS BRIDE
AND MANY MORE I'M SURE I'LL WAKE UP THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW.
ANYWAY, BACK TO THE DURHAM!
PATRESE'S TOP 10 BULL DURHAM QUOTES!!!!
(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER AS I JUST COULDN'T DECIDE!)
10. ANYTHING THAT TRAVELS THAT FAR OTTA HAVE A DAMN STEWARDESS ON IT.
9. THE ROSE GOES IN THE FRONT BIG GUY.
8. You lollygag the ball around the infield, you lollygag your way down to first, you lollygag in and out of the dugout, do you know what that makes you, Larry? Lollygagers
7. I'M CRASH DAVIS, I'm your new
catcher and you just got lesson number one: don't think, it can only hurt the ballclub.
6. Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some more groundballs. Its more democratic.
5. FROM WHAT I HEAR, YOU COULDN'T HIT WATER IF YOU FELL OUT OF A FUCKING BOAT.
4. Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of
a woman's back, the hangin
curveball, high fiber, good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-
indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a
Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot,
soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet k
isses that last three days.
3. Excuse me what the 'heck' is going on out here? Well, Nuke is scared because his eye lids are jammed and his old man is here, we need a live roo...was it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off of Jose's glove and no one seems to know what to get Millie and Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? We are dealing with a lot of heavy 'stuff' out here. Okay, well a candlesticks always make a nice gift, and a maybe find out where she is registered...maybe a place setting or a silverware pattern is good, Okay, let's get two, Here we go!
2. WELL HE FUCKS JUST LIKE HE PITCHES, SORT OF ALL OVER THE PLACE.
1. I'm the player to be named later.
1 comment:
My favorite is the end of #4.
Sal
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