I WASN'T THERE, & YOU WEREN'T THERE, & A BIG TREE FELL ON THE HOUSE. LITERALLY... SO, I GET A CALL FROM THE LADY NEXT DOOR FROM MY MADERA PROPERTY & SHE TELLS ME THAT MY TREE FELL ON MY HOUSE! IT HIT THE BACK PATIO, THE WATER HEATER, PULLED THE POWER LINES OUT OF THE HOUSE & SCRATCHED MY HUSBAND'S NEW TRUCK!
THIS MAKES SIX.
1. LOST THE GAME SHOW.
2. GOT FIRED.
3. NOAH DISLOCATED HIS ELBOW.
4. GOT TURNED DOWN FOR UNEMPLOYMENT.
5. THE STORE PURCHASE IS ON HOLD BECAUSE OF A PENDING LAWSUIT!
5. NOAH DISLOCATED HIS ELBOW (YES, AGAIN) & I AM NOT COVERED...
6. A TREE FELL ON MY HOUSE
IF ANYONE WAS PAYING ATTENTION, IT REALLY MAKES 7.!!! FUNNY THOUGH, I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.
THIS MAKES SIX.
1. MY SON IS GOING IN THE POTTY.
2. I DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK YET.
3. I GET TO ACTUALLY COOK & NOT THROW THINGS IN A PAN @ 5:30.
4. MY HOUSE IS CLEAN.
5. I'M HAVING SEX!
6. WE GET TO REBUILD THE PATIO & TURN IT INTO A BONUS ROOM..
EVEN STEVEN!
PICTURES OF THE DAMAGE PENDING!
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