GAME SHOW JUNKIE

America’s Next Great Game Show.

If you've spent years watching game shows, yelling at the television "everyone knows the answer to that!", then get off the couch: this is the opportunity for you!

SO, I AM STILL TRING TO GET ON THE NEXT BIG GAME SHOW.

THIS GAME SHOW SEASON HAS SHOWN TO BE QUITE PROMISIING THOUGH. I GOT ON A FOX DAYTIME ONE CALLED TEMPTATION(THE NEW SALE OF THE CENTURY), AND WON SOME PRIZES VALUED AT APPROXIMATELY $5,200 DOLLARS. GUCCI SUNGLASSES AND 3 TICKETS TO FLY ANYWHERE CHEAP TICKETS GOES IN THE U.S., SOME PEARL JEWELRY, AND SHOES. SO IF ANY OF YOU GET A GIFT FROM ME RESEMBLING ANY OF THESE PRIZES, PLEASE DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.

I ALSO HAVE ONE NEW ONE. IT'S CALLED DUEL, IT'S ON ABC, & IT IS A 2 MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE. I INTERVIEWED WITH THEM IN OCTOBER, THEY CALLED ME 2 HOURS LATER AND ASKED ME TO COME BACK. I MET WITH A CASTING DIRECTOR AND THEN INTERVIEWED ON CAMERA.

SINCE THEN I HAVE SPOKEN TO 8 DIFFERENT PEOPLE FROM THEIR PRODUCTION AND FILLED OUT 50 PAGES OF BACKGROUND INFO AND LEGAL MUM BO JUMBO. HAVE YOU EVER, OR DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS POSSESSED ILLEGAL DRUGS?

WELL, THEY CALLED ME YESTERDAY AND SAID THEY WERE SENDING ME A CONTRACT. THEN SAID THAT THERE IS STILL A CHANCE I MIGHT NOT GET ON...??? IT STARTS SHOOTING ON THE 25TH AND HAS AN 8 DAY SHOOT FROM SUNDAY TO SUNDAY. SO THEY'D BETTER GET MOVING!

PLEASE SEND ME AS MUCH GOOD ENERGY AND KARMA AS YOU CAN MUSTER. SUSTAINING EXCITEMENT FOR 2 MONTHS IS GETTING DIFFICULT!